The builders are still here, but I'd thought you might enjoy these little gems from the youngest Miss. M,
Smallski was in the bath the other day,
Me: Lie back and get your hair wet
Me: So I can wash it
Smallski, looks confused, while reading the shampoo bottle: But it says for dry hair......
Later that same day,
Smallski: Hold out your arms like this and shake them like this (que vigorous flapping and unlady-like shaking of the arms)
Me, Mr.M and Grandma (suspiciously): Why?
Smallski: I want to see who's got Flamingo wings.....
Honestly you can't make this stuff up!